Just have a look at that! The gorgeous, trendy, latest clothing accessory — that sits perfectly under the nose, and covers your chin and neck. Exactly the clothing piece men needed so desperately to up their fashion game.

Not properly shaved — not a problem.
Have got pimples you want to hide — absolutely taken care.
A beard that is going grey — dont even think about it.
Yellow teeth — who is anyway smiling these days.

And who needs the perfect jawline anymore — all the mindless exercises and diet control people endure to get that — just buy this magical art piece and voila!. Some people highlighted that they have difficulty in speaking when they wear this piece, so just remove it while talking. And who would let go of this fashion marvel for such small inconvenience. It makes us look cool, and that is what matters.

As per the latest survey conducted by ‘MensXP’ magazine with 10,000 women, 80% women have confirmed, that they find men more attractive when they have this clothing accessory on.

People across the globe are taking selfies and groufies to indicate their support for this revolution. If your WhatsApp profile picture does not have this new clothing accessory, you are bound to be blocked by all the women in the world. This viral trend is spreading across the world of internet like wild fire. Besides, #CommonSenseIsNotSoCommon is also trending on social media these days along with such posts — but I fail to understand why.

All the major clothing apparel companies are jumping into mass manufacturing of this accessory, and at certain places, have also put undergarments production on hold. Milan fashion week has announced that their entire event will be themed around this sensation. All the leading brands including Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Michael Kors, Calvin Klein, have already confirmed their participation — and will be unveiling their new collection on this piece. Top designers are coming up with innovative ideas such as embroidered designs and trendy quotes to be put onto this piece.

Tom Cruise has signed a billion dollar deal with a leading clothing apparel brand to promote this fashion across the globe, and is delighted to be the brand ambassador for this movement.

This trend is going beyond borders and people across the globe are falling for it — The United States, England, Mexico, Brazil, Indonesia— you name it and this fashion trend is spreading so fast that it recently overtook Coronavirus in global outreach.

Surprisingly, this fashion revolution is being pioneered by the men and they have demanded exclusive privilege to this fashion. They have stamped their authority in typical patriarchal fashion, that only people with certain IQ level can have access to this fashion. Apparently women across the globe do not meet that requirement. A few women are unhappy with this, and desperately want to join this revolution. They want to wear all the designs coming in the market, and have already thought of new makeup designs and hair buns that will go with the same.

Naomi Campbell and Wonder Woman have been approached to be a part of this cause, but their response is still awaited. They are questioning themselves if they have the required IQ for this fashion.

In a parallel world, some innovators and designers originally thought of it as a mask that should cover mouth and nose — to prevent germs and coronavirus from going into your body . But they clearly do not have any clothing sense or how this product is going to shock the entire fashion industry.

We definitely need to introduce “Fashion Basics” as an elementary school subject for such stupid innovators, designers and medical professional.

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